yes folks - that woman - j lo - got married again to the troll marc anthony - at her la beverly hills 'estate' home on sunday surrounded by forty of her 'closest' friends - in a white dress designed by gown diva vera wang - who was all pegged to do the dress for when she was to marry ben - just like a few months ago - creepy! so you know hes a troll, shes a skank - i wish them well - and lets take bets on how long this one lasts...it wont be long i will tell you that...i mean i dont be 'hurtful' but come on - give it some time - do you know what you look like to the public? i mean his divorce is only five days official - his wife is gorgeous - was miss universe - and now he has to pay her money for her and his kid - and he has to pay some other lady for his kid too - oh fun jen - alimony - and child support - i mean couldnt they have waited a few days - a week at least - all the celebs i have seen interviewed on this crazy union have been in spirit - lets just call it 'gracious' - thats really all they can do - poor ben is in the hospital - and shes off coverting with her troll lover - i so do not want a lopez/anthony duet oh please no - spare us all from yr antics - i mean i liked you when you were with puffy - and u were with him for a bit of time - but then he's history - yr off with yr dancer (cris judd who i happen to think is a really nice guy - and he got hurt - but at least he got to hit that) - so u leave him - run into the arms of ben - yr next victim - and yr all on dateline going on and on and on and on...so yr close to tying the knot with ben - boom - yr broken off - yr spotted with marc - he leaves his wife - and like 6 months later yr married yet again - not many people can claim to be married three times before the tender age of 35 - and i hear rumors of a pregnancy - oh scandal - scandal!!!! ok enough of this - no more - for now...shit i should run a daily counter - how many days until trouble - and if runs to the end of time - or next week - it will live on popbytes! see it soon in the right column...
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actually i hate to admit i've ever had the misfortune of seeing the music video buuuut... there IS a marc/jlo duet! it was a few years ago i don't know what song but that is when the trouble started w/ them fucking around