Choo Choo! All aboard Dina Lohan’s Trainwreck Express!

Dina Lohan

So Dina Lohan finally made her way onto Dr. Phil‘s show, where halleloo, she delivered on the white trash crazy that we’ve come to expect from her. I mean granted, Dina’s blood is basically just Franzia at this point, and the green room was probably stocked with all-you-can snort adderall, but still, she really brought her A-material on this one. Anyway, here’s a video of highlights from The Vulture as well as some of the weirdest quotes that poured out of Dina Lohan’s gin-hole, via E! Online

1. Tech Talk: When asked about a time when estranged ex husband Michael Lohan broke into her home, Dina explains to Phil that she didn’t have time to call for help during the traumatic incident. “At that point, it happened so fast that it was, I couldn’t,” she mumbled while blotting her eyes with a tissue. “Cell phones weren’t as inept as they are now so I didn’t really have that.” Phil later calls out Dina’s bizarre choice of the word “inept” by saying, “that word doesn’t fit in that sentence.”

2. Little Shoes: One of the more bizarre phrases uttered by Dina is when she breaks after being asked a series of very personal and hard-hitting questions. “You’re in your little, tie, your little shoes,” she tells Phil while laughing. “I’m in my little tie and my little shoes?” a baffled Phil asks. “What the hell does that mean?” We never get an answer.

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