Dina Lohan is writing a tell-all about Lindsay!

Dina and Lindsay Lohan

Not one to let Michael Lohan have all the fun and money that comes with telling everyone that the daughter he and Dina Lohan ruined is now smoking meth (or crack), Dina has decided that she’s going to hop on the bandwagon by writing a tell-all book about how she turned Lindsay Lohan into a decaying black hole of drugs, irresponsibility and entitlement, because if you can’t be a good mother, you can be a good opportunist! TMZ reports:

TMZ has obtained the draft of a prologue for Dina Lohan’s memoir, which Dina’s rep is shopping to people in the literary world. In the prologue, Dina writes: “I blamed her friends, her career and her handlers for an (sic) newfound lifestyle of partying excessively. Drinking, drugging and behaving irresponsibly became Lindsay’s way of daily living–and it tore me up inside.”

Dina explains why she moved Lindsay from New York to L.A. at such a young age: “How could I deny my daughter the chance of a lifetime? How could I hold Lindsay back from her dream of becoming an actress? So, I listened to others and sent my daughter to Hollywood with a few pieces of luggage and a chaperone.”

When Lindsay began acting crazy, accumulating mugshots and what not, Dina says she was helpless, claiming she couldn’t demand that Lindsay return to New York. Dina also confesses she was conflicted since she was both Lindsay’s parent and manager.

You have to love how quickly Dina plays the victim card here, just in case you were wondering where LiLo got that from. She was completely powerless to stop Lindsay from partying and drinking and drugging! Which is exactly why she told Lindsay not to take a drug test when she was in rehab. Or why she parties with her daughter to the point where they actually start making out with each other. Or why she decided that she needed a reality show where she pushes her two other kids into showbiz because that worked out so well the last time. Hey, if you can’t beat ’em, enable ’em.

Dina and Lindsay Lohan

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