Dina Lohan might get sh*tcanned!

Because it was totally bound to happen eventually, Lindsay Lohan is reportedly being advised by the Betty Ford Clinic to fire her mother, Dina Lohan, as her manager in order to keep her from falling off the wagon again. Which is sort of like saying that deleting your dealers number from your cell phone might help keep you off the powdery stuff.

Lindsay Lohan is being advised to cut mom Dina loose from her business empire and acting career if she wants to remain sober, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. “Dina needs to no longer act as her manager, or work for her daughter in any capacity,” a source close to the Hollywood wild child told RadarOnline.com. “Lindsay needs Dina to simply be her mother.” SOURCE

While I can certainly appreciate Dina Lohan being incompetent for any job other than ‘professional enabler’, let’s face it: The woman is still probably a better manager than she is a mother. She has about as much warmth and maternal love as those sharks that eat their newly born offspring the moment they swim out of the womb. All I’m saying is, Lindsay better be thankful there we doctors present at her birth. If Dina had her way, she probably would have been delivered by Wolfgang Puck.

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