Lindsay isn’t talking to her dad now!

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Yeah, remember how Lindsay Lohan didn’t bother visiting her dad in famewhore rehab? Well, it turns out shit gets a little deeper than just that: According to her mother, Dina Lohan, Lindsay is no longer talking with her Dad. Yeah, I wouldn’t talk to my dad too if he were ever seen in public wearing a mesh shirt. DAD HOW COULD YOU?!

“She is not talking to her dad now,” Lindsay’s mom, Dina Lohan told in an exclusive new interview. And it seems Michael’s decision to appear on Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab, to get treatment for his “anger issues” has only helped to damage even further his already delicate relationship with Lindsay.

Normally, this is the part where I talk about how Dina is a lying liar who tells lies, but there’s one last part I’d like to cover:

“I was never even asked to go to ‘family day,'” Dina told “I have a criminal stay away order in place. He can not come within 100 yards of me.  I would never go to see him on ‘family day’, or on camera, ever. SOURCE

That’s right: Dina is so serious about cutting off ties to Michael Lohan, she got herself on o’ them there criminal stay away orders (Restraining order). This is just one of the many phrases you can find in Dina Lohan’s Guide To Legal Terms, such as “Borrowing” (theft), “Dinner on the Road” (driving under the influence), and “Family Vacation!” (Child endangerment)

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