Octomom vs. Kristen Johnston? Sure, why not!

Because apparently, America enjoys watching a mother ruin her kids (Casey Anthony anyone?) Nadya ‘Octomom’ Suleman is famous again for some reason and NBC decided to fly her and her kids around in business class because if you’re going to ruin your life and the lives of a bunch of kids by having more children than you can take care of, you might as well ruin everyone’s day by forcing them on everyone else. Anyway, 3rd Rock from the Sun actress Kristen Johnston wasn’t too keen on flying while surrounded by a mob of unruly kids and a failed mother, so the two of them got into a fight.

The crying babies annoyed the 3rd Rock from the Sun star so much, she marched over to Nadya and told her keep it down. Nadya’s rep tells TMZ Nadya fired back, “How would you like me to keep eight 2-year-olds quiet?” To which Kristen allegedly responded, “Get more help!” The rep says Nadya shouted back, “Why don’t you grow a baby and get a life!” Eventually Kristen returned to her seat, but according to Nadya’s rep … Kristen got off the plane and never returned. We got Nadya when she belatedly landed at LAX, and she had no idea Johnston was a celebrity, telling us, “I guess there’s some people that don’t like kids.” SOURCE

A couple things here: First, if there’s one lesson we’ve taken away from this, it’s that “growing” a baby does not give you a life. And second, it’s not that she doesn’t love kids, it’s that she doesn’t like fourteen screaming kids who are basically having their futures flushed down the drain because mommy couldn’t fill the hole in her heart with booze or Oxycontin so maybe eight babies will do the trick?

Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman and Kristen Johnston

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