Mariah / Bieber: All I Want For Xmas Is You
I do love Mariah Carey‘s 1994 holiday hit (almost a classic!) All I Want For Christmas Is You, but there was simply no need to […]
Month: November 2011
Courtney Love is LiLo’s sobriety coach?
Who am I kidding? There’s nothing else I can add to that headline. Courtney Love is Lindsay Lohan‘s sobriety coach. There’s more raw human failure […]
Interview: Jukebox The Ghost
Attention New Yorkers! I know you all have very busy weekends ahead of you crying over not winning the Book of Mormon lotto or waiting […]
Jersey Shore’s Vinny rapped about rape …
It turns out, people who willingly sign over the rights to MTV to air footage of them having drunken sex may not have the best […]
Occupy Wall Street calls out Miley Cyrus!
So a couple days ago, Miley Cyrus released a music video for her song Liberty Walk, which utilizes a bunch of footage from the Occupy […]
Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again!
So somewhere between Kim Kardashian doing the whole “wah, no one wants to impregnate me” and Daniel Craig calling out the Kardashians for turning the […]
Daniel Craig: The Kardashians are f*cking idiots
Actor Daniel Craig is on the cover of GQ UK this month, which is weird because I honestly don’t know how one cover page could […]
Review: Another Happy Day
Every so often, a movie comes along that completely crushes you. It’s the type of movie that hits every mark on the emotional spectrum. You […]
R.I.P. Patrice O’Neal
Ah hell … I just got back from a funeral and I find out that the hilarious Patrice O’Neal died? Oh, the hell with today. […]
Lady Gaga is worried she’ll never find love!
Yeah, apparently this is going to be a theme today. I hereby decree that today shall be known as “rich people can’t find love. Waaaaaah.” […]
Kim Kardashian is worried she’ll never be a mom
As Kim Kardashian tries to convince everyone that she isn’t a soulless human being who would drop-kick a baby down a football field if she […]
Art hits to close to home for Doug Hutchison!
Doug Hutchison, who you might remember as the 51-year-old man who is currently banging 17-year-old Courtney Stodden and absolutely nothing else, was recently offered a […]