Katy Perry’s PRISM was deemed a biohazard in Australia
For those of you who don’t know, Australia has a pretty long history of being overprotective of their agricultural industry. Long story short, Australia introduced […]
Month: November 2013
Justin Bieber: Filmed sleeping by some Brazilian girl!
Just days after being caught sneaking out of a brothel, here’s a video posted to YouTube which purportedly shows one of Justin Bieber‘s Brazilian groupies […]
Lady Gaga is going to perform in space
If there’s one thing I learned from Gravity, it’s that space is a terrifying, infinite void of nothing that no one was ever meant to […]
Ariana Grande is haunted by demons apparently!
I’ll be honest: I don’t know much about Ariana Grande other than she and MIKA did a pseudo-cover of Wicked‘s “Popular” and Rich Juzwiak called […]
Justin Bieber is giving advice to David Hasselhoff
I’m not sure what went wrong in David Hasselhoff‘s life — I’m guessing it involved alcohol and food eaten off the floor — but apparently, […]
Charlie Sheen, the tiger blood-drinking fighter jet, has returned!
Yesterday, I talked about how Denise Richards announced that she could no longer care for Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller‘s twin boys Bob and Max […]
Celine Dion showcases ‘Loved Me Back To Life’ at intimate NYC concert
It’s been six years since pop icon Celine Dion has released an English-language album. “I had two babies and a French album and a Vegas […]
Dear Liam Hemsworth, I miss you! Love, Miley Cyrus
It’s been months since Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth split up, and despite the fact that they’ve both rebounded with supermodels and pop-punk singers, apparently […]
Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison officially split
Last Friday, a rumor started going around that Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison were officially splitting up, which is probably for the best; I’m assuming […]
Demi Lovato is ready for “Neon Lights”
Now that I’m a Lovatic, I need to be posting things like Demi Lovato‘s new lyric music video for her latest single, “Neon Lights.” This […]
Archer’s Pam Poovey teaches conflict resolution
The new season of FX’s Archer is two months away (kicking off again in January), but gawddammit if they aren’t upping the anticipation with their […]
Meet Twilight’s Chuckesmee … creepiest doll ever!
I’ve been going back on forth whether to post this piece for the better part of a day now. The “for” argument being that it […]