Barack Obama does ‘Between Two Ferns’ w/ Zach Galifianakis
Normally we try not to touch on politics because … well, we get enough hate mail from angry Beliebers, Kardashian fans, and Paris Hilton‘s employees, […]
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Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez are back on? Again?
So, just gonna go ahead and ask this, but … WHAT THE HELL? Selena Gomez, this is directed straight at you, because you’re supposed to […]
Moi by Miss Piggy
I’m not quite sure what the always fashionable Miss Piggy is doing with QVC, but it’s called Moi by Miss Piggy, and I’m so in […]
There’s going to be a ‘Mean Girls’ reunion?
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeah, this is happening people. The Mean Girls reunion is finally happening. So go download a bunch of Regina George gifs off of Tumblr […]
Miley Cyrus performed in her undies!
Miley Cyrus something something something in her underwear yadda yadda moral outrage I guess? I don’t know. Apparently Miley couldn’t make a costume change during […]
Justin Bieber’s videotaped deposition is out!
All right kiddies, gather round, because I’ve got something to tell you: I’m currently bundled up in about five layers of sweater because I caught […]
FitnessBytes: Jessica Simpson Reaches Her Goal Weight!
Good things come to those who wait. Or good things come to those who have lucrative endorsement deals with weight-loss companies. WHATEVER. Jessica Simpson has […]
Miley Cyrus is a red hanky kinda gal
For those of you wondering what’s next for Miley Cyrus: Fisting. The answer is fisting. Because here she is (via Twitter) bringing a hand-shaped dildo […]
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got a prenup!
Proving that deep down, there’s still at least some logic lurking in the collective hivemind of the beast known as Kimye (aka Kim Kardashian and […]
So, about Michael Jackson’s ‘illegitimate love child’
Yesterday, some guy named Brandon Howard submitted himself to a DNA test to see if he was Michael Jackson‘s illegitimate child. Also, the entire thing […]
Lindsay Lohan got into a water war with Jimmy Fallon
Lindsay Lohan was on The Tonight Show last night to promote her docu-series on OWN where Oprah Winfrey yells at her, so they promoted it […]
Justin Bieber got all huffy over Selena Gomez questions!
In all the hubbub surrounding Justin Bieber‘s jailhouse pee videos — look forward to Justin Bieber Pees In A Cup 3: Revenge of the Fallen […]