Khloe & Kourtney Kardashian: Robbed by their reality crew?
So apparently, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian were the victims of theft a few days ago, which I’m sure Kris Jenner immediately recognized as an opportunity […]
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Taylor Swift isn’t happy with Selena Gomez
Yesterday, I nearly herniated my brain trying to understand how or why Selena Gomez would ever get back together with Justin Bieber, although if I […]
Lupita Nyong’o and Jared Leto are getting … closer?
So Lupita Nyong’o is on Instagram now, which almost makes me want to join (almost) because I just want to bask in the glow of […]
Justin Bieber’s DUI trial has been set for May 5th
Remember that time Justin Bieber got arrested for driving around, allegedly under the influence? Of course you do, because literally one out of every three […]
All T, All Shade: Scream Queens
At last! After three episodes, we finally see the girls of RuPaul’s Drag Race come together as one whole unit! Except … not really. Last […]
Kris Jenner staged Kimye’s engagement for her show
In a shocking turn of events, that carefully choreographed, elaborately staged proposal from famewhore Kanye West to famewhore Kim Kardashian? Turns out that may have […]
Barack Obama does ‘Between Two Ferns’ w/ Zach Galifianakis
Normally we try not to touch on politics because … well, we get enough hate mail from angry Beliebers, Kardashian fans, and Paris Hilton‘s employees, […]
Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez are back on? Again?
So, just gonna go ahead and ask this, but … WHAT THE HELL? Selena Gomez, this is directed straight at you, because you’re supposed to […]
There’s going to be a ‘Mean Girls’ reunion?
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeah, this is happening people. The Mean Girls reunion is finally happening. So go download a bunch of Regina George gifs off of Tumblr […]
Miley Cyrus performed in her undies!
Miley Cyrus something something something in her underwear yadda yadda moral outrage I guess? I don’t know. Apparently Miley couldn’t make a costume change during […]
Justin Bieber’s videotaped deposition is out!
All right kiddies, gather round, because I’ve got something to tell you: I’m currently bundled up in about five layers of sweater because I caught […]
Miley Cyrus is a red hanky kinda gal
For those of you wondering what’s next for Miley Cyrus: Fisting. The answer is fisting. Because here she is (via Twitter) bringing a hand-shaped dildo […]