katy perry got off lucky!
Good news for those of you who like terrible Ke$ha rip-offs featuring women shooting whipped cream out of their boobs: contrary to rumours, The Beach […]
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celebrities hate your h8!
Just in case you haven’t heard by now, California has overturned Proposition 8, the bill that banned same-sex marriage in California, for being unconstitutional. A […]
ryan reynolds is one sexy nerd!
More often then not, when an actor signs on to a comic book movie, they usually go in knowing little to nothing about the source […]
enrique iglesias goes naked water skiing
Enrique Iglesias, who’s sort of like the poor, straight man’s Ricky Martin, made a bet a little while ago that if Spain were to win […]
lily allen is preggers!
Okay, honesty alert here: I adore Lily Allen. Love even. Mostly because she’s adorable and tiny and crazy but not crazy in the bad way […]
The most beautiful woman in the world felt invisible!
Christina Hendricks, who’s pretty much my number one girl crush right now and has what can only be described as one of the hottest bodies […]
bill cosby is not dead
File this under “Twitter declares another living person dead”: Bill Cosby wants you all to know he’s not dead. For the fourth time. After Twitter […]
it’s britney, bitch! … again
With Britney Spears slowly but surely returning to her white trash ways, her record label has decided it’s time once again to milk everyone’s favourite […]
guess who’s starved for attention?
In another desperate move to remain relevant, Flesh-Coloured Pedo-Beard (I refuse to use his real name, thereby giving him any attention whatsoever) used all the […]
see a 12-year-old lesbian’s hair in 3D!
Because the world isn’t quite sick of Justin Bieber and his weird-ass Lego hair just yet, guess who’s getting his own biopic? In 3D? Directed […]
lady gaga is riding the white pony!
I’m sure this must come as a huge shock to you, but Lady Gaga apparently does coke regularly. No way, you’re telling me the person […]
speidi is no more!
Ladies and gentlemen, the long national nightmare is finally over: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have officially filed for divorce. I’ll be damned if this […]