It’s pretty much accepted that if an actor/actress is going to be paid millions of dollars to do a movie, part of the fee is going to be for promoting the movie afterwards, which really only boils down to doing interviews. Most celebrities look at this and think, “Yeah, I can talk to people for seven figures,” but then you have celebrities who basically treat interviews like someone yanking their fingernails off with a pair of tweezers. Bruce Willis is apparently one of those celebrities, as exemplified by this recent interview he did for Red 2 with Mary-Louise Parker. To her credit, you can tell MLP is super uncomfortable with Willis’ lame and unprofessional conduct, but … yow. Not pretty.