Chris Brown: Bailed out by the Secret Service?
Remember how I said that Chris Brown wouldn’t ever be held accountable for his fight over the weekend because the legal system will bend over […]
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Chris Brown is in rehab now
So remember how Chris Brown got arrested for punching a guy and everyone realized he actually learned nothing about impulse control or, you know, not […]
Chris Brown’s assault charge was reduced
UPDATE: Chris Brown has entered rehab! His rep said in a statement, “Chris Brown has elected to enter a rehab facility. His goal is to […]
Guess where Chris Brown is?
Oh he’s in JAIL in Washington D.C. after being arrested for felony assault. I guess all that counseling Chris Brown underwent for his violent tendencies […]
Chris Brown is feuding with Perez Hilton
I never thought I’d see the day where Chris Brown would end up feuding with someone and I’d actually have trouble picking sides, and yet […]
Chris Brown lost his virginity at eight-years-old?!
Chris Brown just did a brand-new interview with The Guardian, which is currently spreading like a wild fire because (A) it turns out, he’s still […]
Chris Brown might be associated with a street gang?
Apparently, there’s been some speculation as to whether or not Chris Brown was associated with The Bloods, because at this point being a part of […]
Awww look, Chris Brown is throwing a Twitter tantrum
Somewhere between the fact that Chris Brown allegedly faked his court-mandated community service and the fact that he had his probation revoked because he can’t […]
Chris Brown cancels Canadian concerts
That alliteration was entirely accidental, but I’m keeping it anyway because I like it. Anyway, Chris Brown has decided to cancel a string concerts he […]
Chris Brown is being sued over his Frank Ocean fight
You might remember back at the very beginning of the year, Chris Brown got into a fight with Frank Ocean over a parking space. Because […]
Apparently we gave Chris Brown a seizure?
Last Friday, Chris Brown reportedly had a seizure, which is actually really sad. We’re by no means fans of the guy, but we don’t want […]
Chris Brown is retiring (hopefully)
Did you know Chris Brown has a new album coming out? Yeah, I don’t care either. But apparently, this is the last one he’s doing […]