The Kardashians have a line of eyeglasses now
When you think of the Kardashian family, you think of An unwarranted sense of self-importance Fashion with an unshakeable sense of grossness to it Urine […]
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Khloe and Lamar pulled the plug on their reality show
First: HAHAHAHAHA! Dummies! All right, that felt good to say, now onto the actual news. In an effort to cutdown on the various Kardashian shows […]
The Kardashians are paid way too much!
How was your day? Good? Do you feel loved by the people closest to you? That we live in a fair and just world? That […]
Did Lamar Odom predict his own firing?
We don’t follow sports because ugh, seriously, sports, plus everyone knows reality television shows about vapid spoiled famewhores is what’s really important. Anyway, Lamar Odom […]
The Kardashians lipsynced for their lives!
The Kardashian family … your reality television shows are ratings bonanzas, but the judges thought your performances were all glitter and no substance. I’m sorry […]
Models hold anti-fur protest at Kardashian store
Because Kim Kardashian is awful and also HAHAHAHAHA, a group of models decided to storm Kim and her sisters’ boutique, DASH, to hold an anti-fur […]
Khloe Kardashian is done with PETA
Do you want to know how awful a human being Kim Kardashian is? Ever since she got flour bombed, PETA has been supporting the woman […]
The Kardashians are being sued over QuickTrim
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: the Kardashian family was paid to endorse a product that either doesn’t work or completely screws over […]
Khloe and Lamar broke a sex swing!
Because Kris Jenner demanded that Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom engage in wacky sexual hijinks for everyone to see (’cause her bottom bitch Kim Kardashian […]
Khloe Kardashian asked Kim to be her surrogate?
I used to think that Khloé Kardashian would be a good mother because as far as I could tell she was probably the least money […]
Khloe Kardashian took a picture with her ‘Dad’
Because Kris Jenner thinks it’s absolutely hilarious to make a media spectacle out of revealing who Khloé Kardashian‘s real father is (HA! World changing truths!), […]
Joanna Krupa vs. The Kardashians
I’m not sure who Joanna Krupa is, although if you have a thing for tig ol’ bitties, you probably do. Anyway, Joanna is not only […]