Apparently, it is the week of the naked pics leaks or something, because somewhere between Anthony Weiner‘s weiner and pics of what is possibly Blake Lively but her publicist says isn’t, Tito Ortiz got in on the deal, by posting a full-frontal naked shot of himself and then saying he was hacked. And in case you’re wondering: It’s huge (link NSFW). Although it has to be, since his wife, Jenna Jameson‘s vagina is so big you can fit both your arms up there and still have enough room to clap your hands.
The photo surfaced just a few hours ago — when it was uploaded to Tito’s personal photo-sharing website … which is connected through his Twitter page. The photo (seen below) appears to be a naked self-portrait shot with a cell phone. And let’s just say … there’s a reason he had to shoot from such a wide angle. Moments ago, Tito tweeted, “Someone hack my f**king phone.” SOURCE
Of course they did. Actually, when you consider how many celebrities got hacked, that could be the case. Or it could have something to do with the fact that Tito went on a Twitter rant about how Jenna is cheating on him (AGAIN) after accusing him of beating her after he confronted her over her alleged drug use. All I’m saying is, I’ve seen in porn star Twitter feuds to know that these things are basically the dumbest thing ever, but if there’s penis, it’s okay.
(Click the picture below to see what Tito’s packing … it’s NSFW)
