So the major television story right now is that OMG KURT and BLAINE FINALLY KISSED ON GLEE! Which I’m not really huge on, mostly because Blaine is just a little too perfect to be real at this point and honestly, I’m just waiting for the moment where The Warblers take off their faces and reveal themselves to be alien reptile monsters. Anyway, Chris Colfer and Darren Criss decided to rate each others kissing abilities, and guess who’s on top (Hint: It’s not the top. HEY-O!)
Chris Colfer and Darren Criss’ characters finally locked lips this week on Glee, but how do the actors rate each other’s kissing skills? “I was pleasantly surprised,” Chris told Access Hollywood as Thursday’s PaleyFest 2011 Glee event. “I would have to say, I would give him a 10, but I would give myself a 12.”
“Thanks Chris! Gee shucks, golly whiz! Tell other people I’ve kissed that!” Darren said when Access told him about his impressive score. “He’s [a 12], yeah. He doesn’t go by numbers, he gets hieroglyphics!” SOURCE
It’s official: Darren is the whitest person in the world. If he were a sandwich, he would be an egg-salad (no yolks) sandwich on wonderbread with the crusts cut off. I want to turn his skintone into a paint and use it to paint my bathroom. I’m getting a little tired of cloud white …