Pitbull is shocked Lindsay Lohan is suing him!
By now it’s pretty safe to assume that Lindsay Lohan is out of her little crackmind and will sue anyone who says anything bad about […]
Month: August 2011
Rihanna’s sex tape probably doesn’t exist!
Because it’s been a while since the internet has seen a sex tape that doesn’t feature a wookie whore getting peed on by Ray J, […]
Reality famewhores are banned from the Walk of Fame!
Despite the fact that all you really need to get on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is money and a good publicist (The fucking Rugrats […]
Kim Kardashian’s fake wedding was scripted by E!
Yeah, I know, quelle surprise. So it turns out that just in case anyone got the idea that there was even a single, tiny trace […]
Jim Carrey wants Emma Stone!
Remember back when Jim Carrey had a career? Yeah me neither. Anyway, I’m guessing the pressures of having to carry an entire movie about penguins […]
Was ‘The Glee Project’ finale a cop out?
By now, you’ve probably heard who took home the big prize on Sunday’s finale of The Glee Project. All four finalists – Samuel Larsen, Damian […]
DILF Alert: Dermot Mulroney is still fine!
Hot daddy Dermot Mulroney is a life lesson. Being fit and shit pays off when you should be old and fat. The actor (starring in […]
Paris Hilton’s reality show has been canceled!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA Paris Hilton HAHAHAHAHAHAHA The World According to Paris HAHAHAHAHAHAHA canceled by Oxygen HAHAHAHAHA low ratings HAHA bitchy behavior HAHAHAHAHAHA generally acting like a huge […]
Jada Pinkett Smith cheated on Will?
A new piece in the unfolding saga that is Jada Pinket and Will Smith‘s fake divorce has come to life, claiming that Jada was apparently […]
Florence + the Machine: New album + video!
Good news music fans! British rock/soul group Florence + the Machine sat down with Pitchfork to announce that they’re currently working to release a new […]
Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds: Getting married?
This week’s issue of Star magazine is claiming that Sandra Bullock and her long-time buddy Ryan Reynolds (aka the sexiest man alive) have a hush-hush […]
Did Lindsay Lohan jack up her face again?
I always kind of looked at Lindsay Lohan‘s face as a pretty fair warning about the purely cosmetic dangers of hard living, especially since she […]