John Slattery: January Jones only plays a bitch
January Jones seems like a super nice lady, as long as you’re willing to forget about the fact that she generally acts super-assy in interviews, […]
Month: August 2011
Will and Jada Pinkett Smith suing ‘In Touch’?
How badly did In Touch shit the bed by reporting that Will and Jada Pinkett Smith are splitting up? Real badly. The two of them […]
Kris Jenner is cheap, probably also a whore!
So despite the fact that whore Kim Kardashian is a multi-millionaire with enough whore dollars to build her own Scrooge McDuck money pit, her mother, […]
Chatting with the winners of ‘The Glee Project’
If you’re anything like me, you were totally obsessed with The Glee Project this summer. Oxygen’s reality show to find the next guest star of […]
Ha ha! Joe Francis got arrested
It’s Tuesday, which means that Joe Francis did something douchey, treated women like objects and got arrested for it. Anyway, this time around Joe Francis […]
Courtney Stodden is getting a reality show?
See? I wasn’t kidding when I said that Courtney Stodden, the SIXTEEN-YEAR-OLD WHORE, and Doug Hutchison, the 51-YEAR-OLD MAN WHOSE MARRIAGE TO A MINOR IS […]
Will and Jada Pinkett Smith are NOT splitting up
Despite the fact that they’re pretty much some sort of pre-packaged super family and a divorce would go against their carefully crafted image of the […]
Ok Go teams up with The Muppets!
With the release of The Muppets movie coming up, a bunch of artists joined up to cover songs made famous on The Muppets Show. The […]
January Jones is kind of a total bitch!
Oh, what’s that? Is that the sound of vindication? Why yes, yes it is! Look, I’ll admit I’ve never been the biggest fan of January […]
Jennifer Garner is preggers!
Because putting babies in themselves is like the new Pilates in Hollywood, Jennifer Garner just announced that she and Ben Affleck are expecting a baby. […]
Everyone remembered Kim Kardashian is a whore!
Remember how yesterday, I took time out from my busy, busy schedule of vacation time to remind you all that Kim Kardashian is a whore? […]
Marina and the Diamonds: Radioactive
Before I went to bed last night, I listened to the worldwide radio debut (on Fearne Cotton‘s BBC Radio 1 show) of Marina and The […]