Ha ha! Joe Francis got arrested

Joe Francis

It’s Tuesday, which means that Joe Francis did something douchey, treated women like objects and got arrested for it. Anyway, this time around Joe Francis reportedly surrendered to police on three counts of false imprisonment and one count of dissuading a witness from making a report. And while I don’t think he’s officially been booked on it yet, I’m going to guess, like, a bajillion counts of being a total a-hole.

LAPD Sgt. Daryl Martin told the AP, “[Joe] was booked fingerprinted and his photo was taken … He was held here at the station and released from custody after posting $50,000 in bail.”

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … there are THREE female accusers who claim they met Joe at a nightclub … and Joe offered to drive them to their car.

The women claim they piled inside of Joe’s limo … but instead of going to their car, Joe took them to his mansion … even though the women told him they did NOT want to go there. SOURCE

Well of course he’s out on bail. He made a shitload of money by getting stupid drunk women with daddy issues to flash their tits on camera, which somehow translates into him being a millionaire. Don’t you love how that works? Honestly, this guy is the reason I’m ashamed to work in porn; There’s nothing wrong with sex at all, but when a-holes like these are the ones representing you, after a while you gotta start playing your cards close to your chest.

Joe Francis

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