Fine, FINE. Here’s Breaking Dawn 2’s trailer
The only good thing I have to say about this trailer is that it’s the last installment of these movies, so I’m just going to […]
Month: June 2012
Futurama’s live action opening sequence!
Since tonight is the blessed return of Futurama, the single smartest cartoon ever, Comedy Central decided to commission a bunch of artists to put together […]
Stars Earn Stripes: Celebs receive miltary training
It confuses me as to how people still take Sarah Palin seriously as a politician. Honestly, she quit being a politician two years ago. It’s […]
Alec Baldwin loves the paparazzi!
In the eternal war between the paparazzi and the famous, there really are no winners: sure, the paparazzi overstep their bounds sometimes, but it’s not […]
Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have split!
Good news if you have a thing for douchey-looking, out of touch hipsters who have essentially been making the same two movies for the past […]
Red Band Trailer: V/H/S
You know what TV show I miss? Tales from the Crypt. Remember horror anthologies? Creepy, gory, good times fun? Trick ‘r Treat was an excellent […]
Kendra Wilkinson is done going topless!
As someone who’s been writing comedy on the web for over three years now, I have closely followed Kendra Wilkinson‘s career, which I’m sure must […]
Katy Perry’s ‘Wide Awake’ music video
I am still not really sure how Katy Perry managed to win me over, but she totally did. I’m actually looking forward to seeing Katy’s […]
George Lucas ignored Patton Oswalt
If you’ve never heard comedian Patton Oswalt‘s bit about why the Star Wars prequels simply didn’t work, what is wrong with you? Why don’t you […]
Giveaway: Fiona Apple’s ‘The Idler Wheel …’
Winners: @gnext2 @AdellaGonzalez @shanparker @sarah_sprague @SERENDlPITY Oh my word, I’ll never forget the magical NYC night I first discovered Fiona Apple via the mesmerizing “Sleep […]
Woody Allen’s son slammed him on Father’s Day
I didn’t intend for this afternoon to become a list of ways for famous people to mentally and emotionally ruin their kids forever, but sometimes […]
LeAnn Rimes’ dumb birthday cake for Eddie Cibrian
Last time we saw LeAnn Rimes, she was still skinny and crazy, thus prompting me to launch a study to determine the exact correlation between […]