I didn’t intend for this afternoon to become a list of ways for famous people to mentally and emotionally ruin their kids forever, but sometimes this is just what happens. Anyway, on Father’s Day, Woody Allen‘s son Ronan Farrow (age 24) took to Twitter to basically remind everyone about that time his Dad hilariously dumped his mom Mia Farrow to date his own adopted step-daughter Soon-Yi Previn. Oh Woody, you rascal you! With your crazy borderline incestuous pedophilia! What will he think of next? The New York Post reports:
“Happy father’s day — or as they call it in my family, happy brother-in-law’s day,” Farrow posted via Twitter on Sunday, in an apparent dig at his dad for marrying Soon-Yi Previn, Mia Farrow’s adopted daughter and Ronan’s step-sister. Mia Farrow then re-tweeted her son’s message, adding, “BOOM” for emphasis. Ronan’s tweet quickly became a sensation on the social networking site: British socialite Jemima Kahn dubbed it, “Tweet of the Year,” and The Office star Mindy Kaling responded, “daaaamn Ronan.”
To some of you, that might seem cold, but try to imagine coming home one day and finding out that your Dad left your Mom so that he can spend the rest of his life banging your adopted underage sister. Now imagine going to school until you’ve honed your skill into a fine, bitter edge, and using it to decimate your father. This is what is known in comedy circles as “OH MY GOD BURN MOTHERFUCKER!”