So the 2014 Golden Globe Awards were last night

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler

GAH! The 2014 Golden Globe Awards! They were last night, and yet I totally missed them because of class. F**K! Well, it turns out a lot of the right people won, and except for one glaring omission, everything fell into place the way it was supposed to. The complete list of winners via HuffPo

FILM

  • Best Motion Picture – Drama: “12 Years A Slave”
  • Best Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy: “American Hustle”
  • Best Actor – Motion Picture Drama: Matthew McConaughey, “Dallas Buyers Club”
  • Best Actor – Motion Picture Musical or Comedy: Leonardo DiCaprio, “The Wolf of Wall Street”
  • Best Actress – Motion Picture Drama: Cate Blanchett, “Blue jasmine”
  • Best Actress – Motion Picture Musical or Comedy: Amy Adams, “American Hustle”
  • Best Supporting Actor: Jared Leto, “Dallas Buyers Club”
  • Best Supporting Actress: Jennifer Lawrence, “American Hustle”
  • Best Director: Alfonso Cuaron, “Gravity”
  • Best Screenplay: Spike Jonze, “Her”
  • Best Original Score: Alex Ebert, “All Is Lost”
  • Best Original Song: “Ordinary Love” from “Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom” (performed by U2)
  • Best Foreign Language Film: “The Great Beauty”
  • Best Animated Feature Film: “Frozen”

TELEVISION

  • Best Drama Series: “Breaking Bad”
  • Best Actor in a Television Drama Series: Bryan Cranston, “Breaking Bad”
  • Best Actress in a Television Drama Series: Robin Wright, “House of Cards”
  • Best Comedy Series: “Brooklyn Nine-Nine”
  • Best Actor in a Television Comedy Series: Andy Samberg, “Brooklyn Nine-Nine”
  • Best Actress in a Television Comedy Series: Amy Poehler, “Parks & Recreation”
  • Best Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television: “Behind the Candelabra”
  • Best Actor in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television: Michael Douglas, “Behind the Candelabra”
  • Best Actress in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television: Elisabeth Moss, “Top of the Lake”
  • Best Supporting Actor in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television: Jon Voight, “Ray Donovan”
  • Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television: Jacqueline Bisset, “Dancing on the Edge”

Finally! I mean jeebus, how did it take so long for Amy Poehler to get a Golden Globe? And I really hope Matthew McConaughey eventually wins the Oscar for Dallas Buyers Club, because he got royally robbed for Magic Mike. Anyway, the only thing I would say is that how in the hell did U2 beat out Idina Menzel for Best Song? Really? Another generic U2 song is somehow better than “Let It Go?” No. Absolutely not. But at least Frozen won Best Animated Picture, so there’s that.

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