50 Cent is our generation’s Shakespeare!

So as it turns out, giving 50 Cent a penny for his thoughts is probably a bit of a rip-off (HA! See what I did there? I’m clever). 50 Cent … or is it still fiddy? Sorry, I just have a hard time pronouncing the names of washed up rappers. Anyway, Fiddy went on Twitter saying that any man who has never gone muff diving needs to kill himself. Coming on the heels of recent string of gay teen suicides, as well as a joke Fiddy made about gunning down a gay wedding, you’d figure he would understand why people are pissed about this.

“If you a man and your over 25 and you don’t eat pussy just kill your self damn it. The world will be a better place. Lol,” he tweeted on Thursday. It was unclear whether he was bashing gays or orally-stingy straight men. Just before making his remarks, 50 tweeted an oral sex request for himself. SOURCE

So 50 Cent likes pussy does he? Well, you are what you eat. Ya know, someone really needs to get him off of Twitter so he can make another terrible album that no one will buy. And before people realize that the man probably couldn’t rub two brain cells together to light a match.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.