While I have every reason to believe that this story was a plant by Kris Jenner because getting attention at all costs is what she puts down on her taxes as her profession, I’m going to run this story about porn veteran Julian St. Jox — No, I don’t know who he is either — claiming that he had threeway sex with Kim Kardashian and his girlfriend because you guys flock to these stories like hummingbirds to a feeder full of sugar water. Only in this case, the sugar water is famous people banging. I’m good at similes! The Daily Mail reports …
St. Jox said: ‘As soon as Kim walked in, everyone was looking. She wasn’t known at the time at all, not like today, but for everyone who frequented these parties, she was interesting because she was a new face.’ The pornstar said his date – Emily Ann – took a liking to Kim and propositioned her. After some dirty dancing, Kim and her date joined the two pornstars in a private room later in the evening, the magazine claims. There, Kim apparently had sex with both St. Jox and Ann, the publication reports. ‘She knew what she was doing. She was very responsive to me’, St. Jox recalled. However a representative for Kim told MailOnline the report is ‘absurd and not true’.
One one hand, part of me totally believes this because … well, St. Jox is black, so it’s inconceivable that Kim WOULDN’T have sex with him. On the other hand, not once has he mentioned that he peed on Kim and that Kris recorded the whole thing, so right there the story loses any and all credibility.