Adele is pregnant!

Adele and Simon Konecki

If you were expecting another sad break-up album out of Adele … well, good news and bad news. The bad news is that you’re gonna have to stare forlornly out of a window while listening to someone else’s album, because the good news is that Adele is pregnant (with boyfriend Simon Konecki) and has no time for brokenhearted sadness! Yay! Entertainment Weekly reports:

Looks like Adele will have something a little happier to sing about in the coming months. The chart-topping singer, 24, announced via a blog post on Friday that she’s expecting her first child with boyfriend Simon Konecki. The statement reads: I’m delighted to announce that Simon and I are expecting our first child together. I wanted you to hear the news direct from me, obviously we’re over the moon and very excited but please respect our privacy at this precious time. Yours always, Adele xx

We’re honest to God totally happy for her right now. Honestly, after building your music career on heartache, I think a baby is a nice way of closing that chapter off. Also: first person to make a fat joke gets punched right in the funstuff. Just POW. In the hoo-ha.

Adele and Simon Konecki

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