Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth split!

Alexander Skarsgård and Kate Bosworth

Good news if you happen to love sexy, non-sparkly European vampires! True Blood star Alexander Skarsgård and actress Kate Bosworth have officially called off their relationship, and before you get any idea of getting some bloodsucker boner (or vag, no judgment) you better move fast because apparently they’re moving on pretty fast.

“It was very mutual,” a source tells the new issue of Us. “And it happened a while ago.” While Bosworth, 28, was photographed giving her ex, Orlando Bloom (now married to Miranda Kerr) a friendly hug on July 7, her Straw Dogs costar Skarsgård has been embracing his freedom. During a July 21st Film District bash at Comic-Con in San Diego, the actor, 34, flirted with a brunette — and left the party with her. SOURCE

Oh vampires … they’re fast motherfuckers, I’ll tell ya. One minute they’re “Man, I can’t wait to spend literally forever with you, you know, because vampires can’t die,” and the next moment they’re like “Yeah, really didn’t think this one through, but … there’s this whore in Sudbury who totally digs it when I drink from his femoral artery … which reminds me, all that direct contact with the bloodstream is … you know what? Nothing serious, but you may want to get yourself checked out. Maybe avoid garlic for the next little while.”

Alexander Skarsgård and Kate Bosworth

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