‘American Horror Story: Freak Show’ has a (REAL) teaser!

American Horror Story: Freakshow

American Horror Story: Freakshow

After being duped by that stupid fake (but admittedly pretty well made) teaser earlier this summer, I finally have an actual teaser for FX’s American Horror Story: Freakshow (premiering October 8th)! Which raises many questions: Why does this chicken want me to go to the freakshow? Does this chicken own stock in FX? Wouldn’t she taste delicious deep fried and seasoned with a special blend of eleven secret herbs and spices? Either way, I’ll be watching American Horror Story: Freakshow, but it won’t be because a McNugget told me to. YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME, DINNER.

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