Angelina Jolie may have another baby!

Angelina Jolie

There are only 11 days left until Christmas. Did you know that? Christmas used to take forever to come, and all of a sudden Christmas just comes at you like a flaming train whose sole purpose in life is to DESTROY YOUR ASS. Anyway, point is Christmas is approaching and as some of us celebrate one golden child that delivered us from evil, Angelina Jolie has declared that she too might deliver another holy child upon this sinful world. People reports:

“Nothing planned at the moment, but we just don’t know. I could end up pregnant,” Jolie, 36, tells Marie Claire in its January issue. According to the Oscar winner, who recently made her directorial debut with In the Land of Blood and Honey, the home life she’s built with Pitt, 47, has taught her invaluable lessons of selflessness. “I suppose what I’ve learned from Brad is to be able to have the kind of family whose happiness and well-being comes before your own,” she says in the interview. “I’m very, very grateful to have such a loving family, and I wouldn’t have that without him.”

I’ve given this a bit of thought, and I think I may have an explanation for Brangelina‘s giant family: they’re aiming for having 12 tiny apostles. Only explanation for all of this. I’m currently taking bets as to who will be Judas in all of this! It’s a toss-up at this point, but Shiloh might be a dark horse in all of this.

Angelina Jolie

About JEREMY FEIST 5006 Articles
Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.