Art hits to close to home for Doug Hutchison!
Doug Hutchison, who you might remember as the 51-year-old man who is currently banging 17-year-old Courtney Stodden and absolutely nothing else, was recently offered a […]
Actors
Ashton tries to win Demi back … with a car?
I may not know much about wooing the fairer sex (I’ll stick with the less fair sex, thank you very much), but if I had […]
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher: DIVORCING!
Christ, it’s about time … although the Ashton Kutcher cheating on Demi Moore scandal sort of petered out after everyone realized less talented people were […]
Ricky Gervais is hosting the Golden Globes again!
If you’re like me, chances are that the only thing you remember from last year’s Golden Globes was that Ricky Gervais was hysterically funny but […]
Bradley Cooper: People’s Sexiest Man Alive (Really?)
Despite the fact that he took hair and moisturizing tips from Matthew McConaughey (did you know rubbing Crisco on every part of your body keeps […]
Sacha Baron Cohen beats out Jonah Hill!
In a stellar cast that already comprises of Leonardo DiCaprio, Christoph Waltz, Kurt Russell, Samuel L. Jackson, and Jamie Foxx things couldn’t get better, right? […]
Ashton Kutcher quit Twitter!
So after this morning’s little incident where Ashton Kutcher somehow kinda ignored the whole “Joe Paterno enabled a child molester and got fired for it” […]
Joel McHale makes coffee sexy!
Because not everything today is about how football is somehow more important than making sure kids aren’t being raped by adults, here’s hottie Joel McHale […]
Ashton Kutcher tries, and fails, to defend Joe Paterno
We’ve kind of been avoiding the whole “Joe Pantero and a bunch of other assholes at Penn State enabled a child molester because WHO’S READY […]
Eddie Murphy also quit the Oscars!
Completely validating my theory that Brett Ratner and Eddie Murphy were chosen to put together the Oscars because someone was drunk and/or high at 2AM […]
Drew Barrymore is overpaid!
If anyone wants to start an Occupy Hollywood protest, I have the first real, legitimate actress you guys can picket after you’re done picketing all […]
Guess which pumpkin slut Patton Oswalt ran into?
Super fun pop quiz time! If you’ve been on the Internet in the past few hours you’ve probably heard this one, but for those who […]