Metta World Peace: Report Animal Abuse!
We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you this very important message from professional basketball player Metta World Peace on behalf of PETA and […]
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Lamar Odom wants out of the Kardashian shows!
I’m going to level with you all, I managed to rid myself of my burning sinuses, throat and fever over the night, but now I […]
Lamar Odom attacked a photographer!
Hey, remember Lamar Odom? He’s the guy who isn’t Kanye West who’s married to a Kardashian. Yeah, I don’t care either. Anyway, turns out Lamar […]
Justin Bieber vs. Keyshawn Johnson
I don’t know much about fighting, but I do know enough to understand that Keyshawn Johnson, a former NFL wide-receiver who stands at 6’4 and […]
Apparently, Lance Armstrong has a thing for rimjobs!
Yeah, there’s really no way to stretch that title out anymore than that, so let’s just jump straight into this story about comedienne April Macie […]
Ryan Lochte got mocked by a pair of news anchors
Just because watching idiots get mocked on TV is hysterically funny, here’s Ryan Lochte trying to promote his new reality show on a FOX affiliate. […]
Lamar Odom’s charity Cathy’s Kids is under fire
UPDATE: Khloé Kardashian has chimed in on the whole situation. Because apparently just being Kardashian-adjacent leads you to some pretty morally dubious sh!t, Lamar Odom‘s […]
Ryan Lochte’s new reality show looks gloriously stupid
All right, real talk here: I’ll never understand America’s obsession with people who can swim really fast. It just boggles my mind, it really does. […]
Shaquille O’Neal singing Beyoncé’s ‘Halo’ is the new best thing ever!
What, you thought I was just joking when I said that Shaquille O’Neal singing along to Beyoncé during the Super Bowl was just a joke? […]
Kris Humphries is still seeking an annulment
Despite the fact that anyone with more than a single brain cell thinks that Kim Kardashian only married Kris Humphries for the sake of her […]
Manti Te’o’s dead girlfriend was a hoax?
Normally, we stay as far away from sports as we can (football is the one where kick the puck into the hoop and then run […]
Lance Armstrong to Oprah: I doped!
When a major celebrity is taken down in disgrace, there’s only one place they can go: Oprah Winfrey‘s couch, where they will be judged for […]