Who watched the season finale of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’?
Yes, we may have scored a minor victory for television when Jersey Shore was taken out back by MTV executives and shot, but there is […]
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Kourtney Kardashian filmed her baby’s delivery for TV
I remember about a year ago when Kim Kardashian ended her big fake sham wedding, I was talking with my mother when she said something […]
Kris Jenner thinks Honey Boo Boo’s mom is exploiting her!
Kris Jenner‘s one and only job in life has been giving birth to a bunch of kids, then making them jump through hoops so that […]
Snooki had a baby boy, Lorenzo!
Oh the hell with it, for once I’m not going to be all bitchy and caustic about Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi. Consider that my baby shower […]
Farrah Abraham’s hilariously awful music video
About a week or so ago, Farrah Abaraham (from MTV’s Teen Mom) unleashed “On My Own” one of the most dreadfully awful songs ever, which […]
GROSS: Michael Lohan got Kate Major pregnant
Earlier today, I talked about how Lindsay Lohan was basically called out as a colossal liar by Porsche — FREAKING PORSCHE — after she plowed […]
Kris Humphries didn’t knock up Myla Sinanaj
A couple days ago, the press was breathlessly reporting on how Kris Humphries knocked up his ex, Myla Sinanaj, and everyone believed it because getting […]
Kourtney Kardashian gave birth!
In the wee hours of yesterday morning, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick were proud to welcome a new magazine cover baby (I meant baby) into the […]
Kendall and Kylie Jenner are writing a book?!
Because your kids are never too young to be forced to do something well outside of their intellectual and experiential comfort zone, Kendall and Kylie […]
Katie Price is one classy lady!
Some things just speak for themselves, so I’m just going to sit back and let Katie Price make words come out of the surgically altered […]
Kendra Wilkinson is done going topless!
As someone who’s been writing comedy on the web for over three years now, I have closely followed Kendra Wilkinson‘s career, which I’m sure must […]
Snooki is having a baby boy!
Because Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi is actually going to go through with this, In Touch gave her a cover story to tell the world that she’s […]