The Kardashians have a line of eyeglasses now
When you think of the Kardashian family, you think of An unwarranted sense of self-importance Fashion with an unshakeable sense of grossness to it Urine […]
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Kris Jenner sold Kim Kardashian’s sex tape herself?
At this point, if you told me that Kris Jenner sometimes drinks the tears of her daughter because it gets rid of crows feet, I […]
Kanye West wrote a song for Kim Kardashian
When I first read the title of this one, originally I thought that Kanye West was actively trying to help Kim Kardashian launch her music […]
Yes, Kim Kardashian, we get it …
I swear, every couple of days Kim Kardashian will post a pic of herself in a bikini, then mumble something about, “Look! No Photoshop! Weeeee!” […]
Kanye and Kim went on vacation with Joe Francis?
Apparently, Kim Kardashian‘s life of doing nothing is so very, very strenuous that she needs to take constant vacations. I mean, can you imagine how […]
Kim Kardashian mocked Paris Hilton’s sex tape
Generally speaking, Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton have pretty similar skill sets and career paths: they were both born into rich families, have absolutely no […]
Ronda Rousey would beat up Kim Kardashian
Normally, I wouldn’t call someone wanting to punch famewhore Kim Kardashian in the mouth “news” so much as I would call it “a reasonable response […]
Kim Kardashian: Terrorist AND bestialist?
There are a lot of things I can make fun of Kim Kardashian for: having no talent, failing epically at marriage, being a generally vacuous […]
Kim Kardashian compared herself to Virgin Mary?
By now, you should know that Kim Kardashian can and will say anything for the sake of getting attention. Honestly, if the bitch held a […]
Kris Jenner had Kim Kardashian re-shoot her sex tape?
Every fiber of my being believes this is a screaming “YES” because stupid famewhores and sex tapes are kind of squarely in my wheelhouse, but […]
Kim Kardashian is a liar!
At this point, if you believe anything that drips out of Kim Kardashian‘s facehole, you deserve everything bad that happens to you. And now to […]
Did Kanye tweet a pic of Kim Kardashian naked?
Short version: No, but well played Kris Jenner. Long version: A picture of what was purported to be Kim Kardashian‘s naked backside was floating around […]