Kim Kardashian compared herself to Virgin Mary?

Kim Kardashian and Virgin Mary

By now, you should know that Kim Kardashian can and will say anything for the sake of getting attention. Honestly, if the bitch held a press conference about how all dolphins are secretly communists brainwashing your kids into giving them free fish, I’d just nod my head and mutter something about how she just wants another Us Weekly cover. Anyway, here she is saying that she wants to have a baby through artificial insemination because she would be just like Virgin Mary. Except for the virgin part. FOX News reports:

“I think if I’m 40, and I don’t have any kids,and I’m not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated,” she said. “I would feel like Mary, like Jesus is my baby.”

Wait, there’s more!

The Keeping Up episode aired after Sunday’s Oprah Winfrey/Kim Kardashian confab on the struggling OWN network, during which Kardashian confessed she had been on birth control, at her mother’s urging, since she was 14. “When I did want to have sex the first time, I was almost 15,” she told Oprah.

Call me crazy, but I missed the part of the Bible where the mother of God made a badly-staged sex tape with some d-list rapper that her Mom directed, and then got fake-married for seventy-two days for a reality television show. Oh, and there’s the little matter of Mary getting impregnated through God’s divine will without sex, while the big guy in the sky also seems to be doing everything to ensure that Kim’s ovaries dry up into raisins before she’s capable of replicating.

Kim Kardashian and Virgin Mary

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