Ashton Kutcher vs. Vivid Video!

Alright, so by now I think we all know that the only thing Vivid Video is apparently capable of doing is using D-list celebrities to sell crappy porn, so it should really come as no surprise that Ashton Kutcher‘s alleged whore, Brittney Jones, has released a sex tape because of fucking course she did. Naturally, Ashton is suing them for using his name in promotional material.

Ashton’s lawyers have fired off a letter to Vivid Entertainment — claiming they’re specifically pissed over a press release for the video, which says, “Ashton’s fans will undoubtedly enjoy seeing what the star himself may have experienced.” In the legal letter, Ashton’s lawyers claim Vivid is infringing on the actor’s “marketable celebrity identity value” — and promise they will unleash a legal nightmare against Vivid unless they stop associating his name with the Brittney Jones sex tape. SOURCE

The sad thing is, the only things Ashton’s name has ever been tied to are That 70’s Show, Dude Where’s My Car? and Twitter, and yet he somehow thinks some crappy ass sex tape is really gonna damage his reputation – HA!

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