Paris Hilton is a great friend!
Sure, Paris Hilton may be a washed-up has-been whose career went from ‘doing nothing’ to ‘somehow doing less than nothing’, but thanks to years of […]
Articles by JEREMY FEIST
Is Kim Kardashian a Botox whore?
As some of you might remember, Kim Kardashian revealed last year that she had psoriasis, literally saying that if the paparazzi found out, she’d lose […]
Lindsay Lohan is heading to McKinley High
Remember when Ryan Murphy said that he wasn’t going to have any guest stars on the new season of Glee because all of them just […]
Megan Fox is pregnant … maybe!
Half of Star magazine’s revenue comes from randomly pointing at a celebrity and screaming PREGNANT! A practice which gets inherently awkward when it turns out […]
Jeremy Piven allegedly gives terrible head
Stop me if you heard this one: An overly cocky braggart is terrible at sexing a woman. Shocking? Of course not. But this time we’re […]
Racists are upset over ‘The Hunger Games’
So the other day, I relented on the whole hoopla over The Hunger Games thing and went out and bought the first book in the […]
Courtney Stodden for PETA
All of a sudden, I get the feeling Khloé Kardashian may have been onto something … anyway, for the newest spot, PETA has fallen back […]
Khloe Kardashian is done with PETA
Do you want to know how awful a human being Kim Kardashian is? Ever since she got flour bombed, PETA has been supporting the woman […]
Lindsay Lohan’s probation is almost over!
Good news, everyone! Since Lindsay Lohan has managed to keep her nose clean for the past few months — and hopefully, she’ll be able to […]
Deadmau5 slams Madonna for talking drugs
You have to figure that when you name your new album something very similar to a drug that people are capable of overdosing on, you’ll […]
Are Rihanna and Ashton Kutcher really dating?!
Last week, rumors started going around that Ashton Kutcher was making sweet love with Rihanna, which is crazy because RiRi isn’t fifty-years old. Turns out, […]
Kendra Wilkinson: TALENTZ. I DO NOT HAZ DEM LOL.
No way. Really? Apparently, someone must have finally gotten through to Kendra Wilkinson, because here she is telling People magazine that she has no talent. […]