Australia might ban Kim Kardashian!
Despite the fact that Australia is home to some of the world’s deadliest animals (Have you seen the spiders down there? ENORMOUS. Did you know […]
Articles by JEREMY FEIST
Kris Humphries wants an annulment!
While it’s nice to see the media finally catching up to us on the whole “Kim Kardashian has faked every meaningful moment in her life […]
Kanye West and Adele lead the Grammy nominees!
The list of nominees for the 2012 Grammy Awards has just been released, and for once, it isn’t a complete crap show of records, songs […]
Courtney Love is LiLo’s sobriety coach?
Who am I kidding? There’s nothing else I can add to that headline. Courtney Love is Lindsay Lohan‘s sobriety coach. There’s more raw human failure […]
Jersey Shore’s Vinny rapped about rape …
It turns out, people who willingly sign over the rights to MTV to air footage of them having drunken sex may not have the best […]
Occupy Wall Street calls out Miley Cyrus!
So a couple days ago, Miley Cyrus released a music video for her song Liberty Walk, which utilizes a bunch of footage from the Occupy […]
Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again!
So somewhere between Kim Kardashian doing the whole “wah, no one wants to impregnate me” and Daniel Craig calling out the Kardashians for turning the […]
Daniel Craig: The Kardashians are f*cking idiots
Actor Daniel Craig is on the cover of GQ UK this month, which is weird because I honestly don’t know how one cover page could […]
R.I.P. Patrice O’Neal
Ah hell … I just got back from a funeral and I find out that the hilarious Patrice O’Neal died? Oh, the hell with today. […]
Lady Gaga is worried she’ll never find love!
Yeah, apparently this is going to be a theme today. I hereby decree that today shall be known as “rich people can’t find love. Waaaaaah.” […]
Kim Kardashian is worried she’ll never be a mom
As Kim Kardashian tries to convince everyone that she isn’t a soulless human being who would drop-kick a baby down a football field if she […]
Art hits to close to home for Doug Hutchison!
Doug Hutchison, who you might remember as the 51-year-old man who is currently banging 17-year-old Courtney Stodden and absolutely nothing else, was recently offered a […]