BREAKING NEWS: Reese Witherspoon broke her finger
I’m not going to lie: It’s a dead news day and I’ve got some family things to attend to today, so these two fact put […]
Articles by JEREMY FEIST
Miley Cyrus is probably a stoner!
Over the weekend, Miley Cyrus celebrated her nineteenth birthday exactly the way you’d expect a nineteen-year-old to party: By surrounding herself with little-people versions of […]
Courtney Stodden went to church!
So in case you couldn’t tell from the completely out of place Bible verses littering Courtney Stodden‘s Twitter feed, in between her alliterated child porn […]
‘Jersey Shore’ will give your Xmas tree an STD
Because the only thing missing from your Christmas tree was a terminal STD, Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi decided to release a line of Xmas ornaments. Everything […]
Kris Jenner wants a divorce too!
After seeing how much attention Kim Kardashian got for her big fake divorce, Kris Jenner decided that the only way to attain the attention she […]
Kate Gosselin calls facelift rumors a compliment!
So last week, I pointed out how Kate Gosselin has once again contorted her face into a brand new mask of human-ish looking flesh even […]
Kim forced Kris onto her crappy reality show!
Because in Kim Kardashian‘s mind, a crappy sham of a reality television show is more important than a real, loving marriage, it turns out Kim […]
Lana Del Rey covers NOW magazine!
Oh, what’s that? For once, a Toronto magazine got a scoop? Well then BOOM! Suck on them tasty nuggets, America, because your geographical hat just […]
Kim Kardashian plays ‘LOOK AT ME!’ with the homeless
I’m assuming because she wanted to remind the homeless that there are worse things than being forced to live out on the streets, Kim Kardashian […]
Justin Bieber forgot the lyrics to a Christmas classic!
As I’ve mentioned a couple times before, I love Christmas. To a sorta unnatural degree, yes, but everyone needs a favorite holiday. And an integral […]
Britney Spears’ boyfriend: Shopping for an engagement ring?
Now that Britney Spears has finally found a boyfriend who is hot, nice, and most importantly, not a gold-digging white trash shit-smear, it looks like […]
J.R. Martinez wins ‘Dancing With The Stars’!
When given the choice between a war veteran whose face was badly scarred defending his country and a famewhore sibling with a fat ass, America […]