Justin Bieber is still teasing us about retirement
Last week, Justin Bieber said in an interview that he’s retiring. Now, there’s absolutely nothing I’d like more than for Justin to vanish, but there’s […]
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Dwayne Johnson was the best Santa!
Hey everyone, I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas! I spent six hours on a bus, followed by a mad-dash Christmas eve dinner and […]
Miley Cyrus touches herself in her new music video. Just FYI.
So far this year, Miley Cyrus has twerked, showed her boobs, and felated construction equipment. So of course, the only way to raise the stakes […]
They want to name the street Paul Walker died on after him
In today’s “bad ideas with presumably good intentions”, apparently someone is trying to rename the street Paul Walker crashed his car on to his name. […]
Lindsay Lohan is causing drama with teenagers now?
You know, it’s been a bit of a weird week for gossip. Usually around this time, everyone decided to take a break from being cracky […]
Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen sat on Santa’s lap
“Hey Patrick?” “Yes, Ian?” “Let’s be best friends forever.” “That sounds nice. Let us celebrate our friendship by sitting on Santa’s lap.” “Ours is truly […]
Shia LaBeouf plagiarized some more stuff, may be getting sued
Ever since it was discovered that Shia LaBeouf plagiarized his short film almost entirely from an indie comic, the idea has been floating around that […]
Katy Perry threw some shade at Kimye’s “Bound 2” video
Katy Perry and John Mayer were on Ellen DeGeneres‘ show today, where they talked about their new music video together and yadda yadda yadda. It […]
Sharon Needles and Alaska announce they’ve broken up
Personally, I wasn’t on the RuPaul’s Drag Race cruise earlier this month, but a lot of my friends went aboard and apparently, the big story […]
Trailer: How To Train Your Dragon 2
Considering what a delightful little surprise the first How To Train Your Dragon turned out to be, it would make sense that a second is […]
Phil Robertson also said some awful things about racism
So the big story today is that Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson was put on “indefinite hiatus” (read: Sh!t-canned) after going on a rant about […]
Shia LaBeouf … Plagiarist At-Large!
A couple days ago, everyone realized that Shia LaBeouf basically stole an entire short film’s worth of material from a comic book, because original thought […]