Last week, Justin Bieber said in an interview that he’s retiring. Now, there’s absolutely nothing I’d like more than for Justin to vanish, but there’s no way something that good could happen to us. Well, apparently he’s sticking to his guns, because now he’s on Twitter trying to convince us he’s retiring. Look, I get that Justin’s people have never been great about correcting him, even when it comes to his most minute bullsh!t, but someone really should pull him aside and explain what “retiring” means.
The media talks a lot about me.They make a up a lot of lies and want me to fail but I'm never leaving you, being a belieber is a lifestyle.
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) December 25, 2013
Be kind loving to each other, forgive each other as god forgave us through Christ Merry Christmas IM HERE FOREVER
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) December 25, 2013
See what I mean? Poor dumb dumb has no idea what retiring means. I think he’s under the impression that he can just walk away for a few months, come back and just be like “okay! I’m unretired now!” Just because Michael Jordan did it, doesn’t mean your narrow ass can.