Justin Bieber is giving advice to David Hasselhoff
I’m not sure what went wrong in David Hasselhoff‘s life — I’m guessing it involved alcohol and food eaten off the floor — but apparently, […]
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Charlie Sheen, the tiger blood-drinking fighter jet, has returned!
Yesterday, I talked about how Denise Richards announced that she could no longer care for Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller‘s twin boys Bob and Max […]
Dear Liam Hemsworth, I miss you! Love, Miley Cyrus
It’s been months since Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth split up, and despite the fact that they’ve both rebounded with supermodels and pop-punk singers, apparently […]
Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison officially split
Last Friday, a rumor started going around that Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison were officially splitting up, which is probably for the best; I’m assuming […]
Archer’s Pam Poovey teaches conflict resolution
The new season of FX’s Archer is two months away (kicking off again in January), but gawddammit if they aren’t upping the anticipation with their […]
Meet Twilight’s Chuckesmee … creepiest doll ever!
I’ve been going back on forth whether to post this piece for the better part of a day now. The “for” argument being that it […]
Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller: Best parents ever?
I’ve been purposefully ignoring the latest spat between Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller, mostly because I’m already following one crack-smoking famous person and there’s no […]
Sneak Peek: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Today’s kind of a slow news day — I’m literally reporting on Justin Bieber and Katy Perry‘s Twitter followers, it’s that bad — so here’s […]
Gwyneth Paltrow to Vanity Fair: “GOOP SMASH!”
Gwyneth Paltrow is still feuding with Vanity Fair over that piece they were writing about her allegedly hooking up with a billionaire, and GOOP is […]
Katy Perry has the highest following on Twitter!
Because this is apparently a thing that people care about, Katy Perry has surpassed Justin Bieber as the most followed person on Twitter. Aaaaaaaaaaand cue […]
Miley Cyrus may have done it with Benji Madden
If you were a hormonal teen during the aughts, chances are you listened to a lot of Good Charlotte because your pubescent years were a […]
Justin Bieber got hit in the face with a water bottle!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! … what, were you expecting me to make a witty bon mot about Justin Bieber getting hit in the face with a water bottle? […]