Kris Jenner might secretly be Joan Crawford!
I’ve made a lot of jokes about Kris Jenner is secretly Joan Crawford (as well as the devil / an evil spider demon / a […]
Articles by JEREMY FEIST
Justin Bieber got caught sneaking out of a brothel
Guess what happens when you pluck a teenager from obscurity and give them all the money they could ever need, an inflated sense of self-importance, […]
Kendall Jenner got porn offers for her 18th birthday
Kendall Jenner, one of the younger Kardashians in the family and the one most likely to supplant Kim Kardashian once she stops being a thing, […]
Happy Friday! Here’s Patrick Stewart as a lobster!
Yup. That’s Patrick Stewart dressed as a lobster for Halloween. Happy Friday! Happy Halloween. pic.twitter.com/ugLBMzAeNF — Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) October 31, 2013
Honey Boo Boo’s family as The Kardashians
Because Halloween is a night dedicated to evil, here’s Honey Boo Boo‘s family dressed as the most evil creatures the world has ever known: The […]
Separating: Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison
UPDATE: It’s official, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are getting a divorce. I know, I know, we all thought teen bride Courtney Stodden and Doug […]
‘The LEGO Movie’ has an awesome new trailer!
All right Hollywood, there’s a lot that this trailer for The LEGO Movie (assembling on February 14, 2014) does right, so I’m just going to […]
Kim and Kanye: Suing over proposal video leakage
For people living “private lives”, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West sure do enjoy not shutting the f**k up about themselves. So here’s another gawddamn story […]
Nicki Minaj went as ‘Naked Nicki Minaj’ for Halloween
It’s Halloween hangover time, so as you nurse the pounding in your head with fun-sized Oh Henry bars and individually wrapped Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, […]
Who wants a Ryan Seacrest inflatable sex doll?
In today’s “this is a thing that exists, and I’m not entirely sure it won’t become sentient and kill us all” news, Ryan Seacrest has […]
Justin Bieber made it rain at the strip club
As much as Justin Bieber likes to imagine he’s big and tough and mature, I’m still convinced he may secretly be one of those adult […]
Lana Del Rey has standards
It’s been a week or two since Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged, and while they’d like to pretend they’re living private lives now […]