best & worst bikini bodies of the stars!

good evening y’all! tonight i’ve got the latest cover of national enquirer which is featuring more best & worst celebrity bodies – this time it’s all about the bikini and stars on vacation! the two piece bathing suit looks great when you have the body to match but they’re not very flattering if there are extra pounds present! i’m very surprised tara reid didn’t make the cover – we all know about her unflattering bikini pics! i can’t figure who the ‘mystery woman’ is in the middle – the hint is that she was a 007 bond girl – but i still don’t have a clue – anybody want to take a guess?

as far as the ‘man-blob’ – that must be oil heir jason ‘gummy bear’ davis – brother of greasy brandon ‘firecrotch’ davis – both are total spoiled ‘josie grossie’ brats! my pal stephanie once dated a guy and she said his nipples were like silver dollar pancakes – so that quickly became his nickname – we’d always be laughing over what ‘silver dollar pancakes’ might be up to – it looks like mr. davis is heading into that territory – oh my he’s just plain disgusting – any girl who would sleep with him – needs to have her head checked…just like britney spears did who also lands on the cover – with hallucinations, restraints, and screaming fits – all coming from her recent stint in a padded room at UCLA’s mental ward – i bet the whole experience was frightening – but that’s all over for now – she was released today! who knows what’ll happen now?!? her parents issued this statement…

As parents of an adult child in the throws of a mental health crisis, we were extremely disappointed this morning to learn that over the recommendation of her treating psychiatrist, our daughter Britney was released from the hospital that could best care for her and keep her safe. We are deeply concerned about our daughter’s safety and vulnerability and we believe her life is presently at risk. There are conservatorship orders in place created to protect our daughter that are being blatantly disregarded. We ask only that the court’s orders be enforced so that a tragedy may be averted.

the magazine is also featuring angelina jolie as a pregnant bride – with details about her supposed upcoming wedding to brad pitt – if they do indeed get hitched i bet it will be very low key and under the radar – i can’t see brangelina having a big fancy wedding – it just doesn’t seem like their style but only time will tell! popbytes over & out for now…xxoo!

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MK (Michael Knudsen) first started PopBytes back in September of 2003—while trying to make a website for his design portfolio, the site quickly turned into one of the premiere online destinations for all things pop culture! A native New Yorker, he currently resides in Los Angeles with his partner Ivan along with four dogs, four cats and two parrots. Follow him on Twitter @PopBytes.