Betty White is sick of your crap!

Betty White

So last Friday, Betty White gave an interview to the Daily Mail where she called out Lindsay Lohan and a certain unmentionable person that will never grace the pages of PopBytes again unless he dies or goes to rehab (balls in your court, douchebag!). She basically said that they were unprofessional losers who partied harder than they worked. Of course, Lindsay has all the self-awareness and sense of responsibility of a leftover ham sandwich, so of course she played the innocent and acted like the comments came out of nowhere? “Why is she so mean to me? *Snort* NO ONE LOOK ME IN THE EYES!”

“They party too much, don’t learn their lines, are unprofessional and they grumble about everything,” the Emmy winner said (supposedly with “eyes flashing,” per the report). “I think they are terribly ungrateful. I cannot stand the people who get wonderful starts in show business, and who abuse it. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, for example, although there are plenty of others, too. They are the most blessed people in the world and they don’t appreciate it.”

“Wow,” Lindsay Lohan said exclusively to E! News in response to Betty White telling London’s Daily Mail that she “cannot stand” celebs like Lohan and Charlie Sheen. “I’ve always been a fan of hers,” Lohan continued. “It’s just a bit strange when people feel they must speak publicly about others. Especially a grown woman.” SOURCE

Oh fuck off SO hard, Lindsay. You do realize that you’ve spent the last couple years bouncing around from rehab to court to jail to rehab to jail to court to rehab to … GAH. Seriously, what did you expect her to say? That you’re a consummate professional and that I Know Who Killed Me will go down in history alongside Citizen Kane? Christ, maybe if you took your face out of the pile of empties you use as a hangover pillow once in a while, you might actually notice that you’ve run your goddamn career into the ground. Now stop being an asshole and start acting like a working professional with dignity and self-respect, dipshit.

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