Oh gawd, look: We all know Beyoncé is as perfect (or at least, as close to perfect) as a human being could ever possibly hope to be. Well, now she’s somehow even more perfect: According to RadarOnline, her and Jay Z spent $6,000 on gold-plated sex toys over the holidays. That’s the best thing I ever heard. Why are you so flawless, Beyoncé? Does your infallible nature know no bounds?
Beyoncé and Jay Z stopped in at the notorious Babeland on Thursday afternoon, where they splurged roughly $6,000 on X-rated gifts, according to a source. “They didn’t buy anything tacky or too extreme,” the insider tells Radar exclusively. “It was all top-of-the-line stuff. Some of it was even gold-plated!”
Oh, how I’d love gold-plated sex toys. Gold-plated anything, really. But I’m cheap, so it’s never going to happen. But I can always live vicariously through Beyoncé, which at least gives me the by-proxy experience of having hair that blows in the wind and sex toys covered in precious metals.