Either through blackmail, bribery, or outright dealing with the devil (NOT TODAY, SATAN! NOT TODAY!) Kim Kardashian at one point had Beyoncé and Jay Z planning on going to her wedding. But either because the pictures were destroyed, the check bounced, or because Satan didn’t hold his end of the bargain, Beyoncé and Jay Z ended up pulling out at the last minute, and all was right with that specific part of the world. Even though Beyoncé since Instagrammed a picture for Kim, RadarOnline reports that Beyonce still considers Kim the air beneath her foot …
According to a pal close to the hip hop couple, Beyoncé doesn’t mind Kardashian’s new husband, Kanye West — who Jay has co-headlined with on their Watch The Throne tour — but doesn’t care at all for the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star. “Bey does not like Kim at all. She’s cool with Kanye, but can’t stand Kim,” the source told Radar. And what’s more, the source claims, “B calls Kim a ‘scandalous social climbing wh*re’ behind her back.”
Wait, so Beyoncé hates Kim and regularly calls her a stupid asshole opportunist who doesn’t love Kanye West, so much as she sees him as an easy mark that she can use to propel herself into the upper echelons of celebrity? Huh, I guess stars really are like us, aren’t they? And for those keeping score, there are 361 days until the prospective date of Kimye’s divorce. Just FYI. (You bet your ass I’m going to close every Kimye post with a countdown!)