Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are reportedly rumored to be getting married for, like, the fiftieth time or so now because we will never get tired of trying to validate their marriage with jewellery. Anyway, the latest “WILL THEY OR WON’T THEY PLEASE TELL ME THEY WILL” moment is coming up this weekend, as Brad and Angie are throwing a party. Because everyone knows an unmarried couple can’t throw a party without accidentally exchanging vows. “Brad honey, would you like some of this pear and brie cheese?” “I do.” “OH CRAP NO!” From The Daily Mail …
The couple’s engagement was revealed back in April, after seven years and six children together. A source told The Sun newspaper: ‘Brad flew in to oversee preparations but they’re all here now. ‘They say it’s for Jane and Bill, but some think this could be it. Even Angelina’s private jeweller is here.’ Guests are said to include George Clooney, who is currently a short flight away at his home on Lake Como, Italy. The source added: ‘There’s a real buzz around the estate.’
Ummmm … they know it’s just a party, right? I don’t think people generally just spring surprise weddings on people, although I guess I could be wrong on that one. Actually, that would make for a great reality TV show. We’ll call it “Nup’d!” and we’ll spring surprise weddings on famous people! MTV will love it!
