Bristol Palin is a precious little snowflake!

Despite having less dancing talent than she has brains or condoms, Bristol Palin is still on Dancing With The Has-Beens, because apparently the audience likes girls who will open their legs for the first sub-mental hockey player to come around. However, people on the show really aren’t digging on Bristol too much, so now she’s complaining to the media about how some of the professional dancers are being meanies.

Maks (Chmerkovskiy) does not like me. He thinks I don’t deserve to be here because I’m not the best dancer,” Bristol tells In Touch about contestant Brandy’s professional partner. […] “The show is all about taking someone who has never performed, never danced and turning them into a dancer,” she explains. “I guarantee I am the most improved. I really do work my butt off!” SOURCE

I’ll give credit where credit is due here: Bristol is the most improved dancer out of the lot. Though to be fair, you can throw sprinkles on dog shit and justify that that’s an improvement too, but at the end of the day, you still just have a prettied-up turd on your hands.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.