Brooke Mueller’s not taking her drug trip to Mexico!

Brooke Mueller

Remember how Brooke Mueller was supposed to be taking a trip down to Mexico to cure her addiction to illegal drugs by taking even more illegal drugs? Well, it turns out that Brooke had to axe her plans because she doesn’t have a passport. See kids? That’s why you need to not do drugs ever.

“Brooke made it to the gate with her doctor, who was going to accompany her, but the airline staff wouldn’t let her board the plane. Brooke is going to get an emergency passport on Wednesday, and hopes to leave for Mexico as soon as she gets the new one,” a source close to the situation tells us. Mueller recently relapsed, after completing a 45 day outpatient program. Ibogaine is considered a hallucinogen, and has dangerous side effects. SOURCE

Here’s a thought: go to REAL rehab, work on what part of your life lead you to try and eat crystal meth for breakfast, then avoid anyone or anything in your life that might cause you to relapse instead of, oh I don’t know, going to Mexico to take drugs. But of course, (probably because of her ex-hubby Charlie Sheen) Brooke is a celebrity drug addict (seriously: she doesn’t have any other job but that) so by all means, keep that crack pipe warm, sweetheart!

Brooke Mueller

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