Carrie Prejean isn’t dead!

Sadly for all of us, Carrie Prejean is apparently still relevant, which shouldn’t come as a surprise to you since all she does is say stupid shit and release sex tapes, which is basically gossip blog gold. Anyway, looks like she’s been keeping herself busy, because High Horse Barbie has apparently gotten herself knocked up.

Multiple sources tell TMZ the former Miss CA USA — who legally married NFL QB Kyle Boller in July — is now pregnant with the couple’s first child. We are told she’s a few months along. SOURCE

Oh, and she’s also planning on suing someone for releasing information about those negotiations she underwent to keep everybody from seeing that sandy va-jay-jay of hers.

Charles LiMandri — Prejean’s lawyer — has filed a lawsuit against Miss California USA executives Keith Lewis and Shanna Moakler — and their lawyer — accusing them all of feeding top secret information to various news outlets … in particular, TMZ. SOURCE

You know, call me crazy, but between having a Mom who blames her ignorance on religion AND requires an entire legal team just to keep the entire world from examining her cervix, I’d love to see how her future child rebels here

Mini Prejean: Mom, I’m heading out for a bit.

Carrie: And where do you think you’re going at this hour? It’s almost 8 P.M.!

Mini Prejean: I’m going to a rally downtown to promote love and tolerance.

Carrie: Love? Tolerance? But that’s for gays! Go to your room and masturbate for Jesus this instant!

Mini Prejean: … Everything about what you just said is wrong on so many levels.

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