When Charlie Sheen got engaged to (former porn star) Brett Rossi, I gave them the benefit of the doubt because … seriously, have you seen every other marriage in Hollywood? Things work differently down there. I figured I’d give them a fair shake. Except it turns out Brett wants to start a family soon, but whoops! Turns out she’s still married. Go figs. NY Daily News reports …
There may a slight hold up in Charlie Sheen’s wedding to new fiancée Brett Rossi — she’s still married. Rossi is currently legally wed to husband Jonathan Ross but that small fact doesn’t seem to bother Sheen. “She’s been separated from this guy for two years,” a rep for the 48-year-old actor told People magazine. “It’s just a matter of the paperwork winding its way through the court system.”
To be fair, that doesn’t necessarily mean anything, right? Divorce takes forever! There’s a lot of mediation! I mean really, at the end of the day, this is a simply matter of girl meets boy and boy meets girl. Only in this case, the girls is someone who wants to immediately start up a family with a rich dude, and the boy is someone who goes through women like tissue paper all while showering them with money. They’ll be fine. Probably.